Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
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