This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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