We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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