turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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