Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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