Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
me + whiskey = a bad person
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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