Umm I'm too high to move.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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