I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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