Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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