I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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