i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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