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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee

  (704): View more from North Carolina

  Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class

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• (585): View more from New York

  Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.

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  I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Testing the emergency boobs hotline

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??

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• (415): View more from California

  Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome

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• (607): View more from New York

  That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.

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