i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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