Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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