no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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