That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Randomize
