I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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