Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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