Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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