It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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