omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I need moral support for this bender
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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