So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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