I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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