Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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