It's Friday. Sex?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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