oh god the rape fog is back!
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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