I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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