Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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