Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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