nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
You made out with two different species that night
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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