this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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