Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
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