Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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