google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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