If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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