she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Your penis caused this!
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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