508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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