i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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