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Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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