hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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