dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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