There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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