All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
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