I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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