Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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