doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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