Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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