yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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