I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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