Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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