I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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