I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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