butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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