I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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